25th December 2012
Chat reblogged from wolf's got jokes
- dinner with my family
- mom: sorry the coleslaw is so drippy
- step dad: you are drippy
- step dad: you are very drippy
- looks at me
- step dad: your mom is very drippy
- me:
25th December 2012
Chat reblogged from Work Hard, Stay Humble
- Me: WHEN I WAS
- Dad: what
- Me: A YOUNG BOY
- Dad: oh God
- Me: MY FATHER
- Dad: not again
- Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
- Dad: no I didn't
- Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
- Dad: you're not even a boy
Source: venomous-vengeance